A SIDE - SURFACE CLEANING
Band: The MicroBeatles
aka: Contract Microfibre Cloths - 740+COL.CT
Hit Song: "Twist and Wipe"
Say hello to The MicroBeatles, the revolutionary band that's changing the way we clean. With their ultra-fine fibres, they're able to grab and hold the audience's attention with ease, tackling any surface and leaving it clean and smear-free. Designed specifically for the contract cleaning and FM market, these cloths are the epitome of efficiency and hygiene.
- Red McCartney: The fiery performer, perfect for sanitary spaces.
- Blue Lennon: The cool and versatile artist, ideal for general low-risk areas.
- Green Harrison: The eco-friendly star, shining bright in food and bar use.
- Yellow Starr: The vibrant and health-conscious drummer, ensuring cleanliness in healthcare and washroom areas.
Eco-Friendly Pop Rock
- Clean and smear-free results
- Machine washable up to 400 times
- Absorbent and durable
- Works with just water—no need for chemicals
- Removes up to 99.9% bacteria
- Can be used wet or dry
- Lighter Weight: May not be as durable as heavier alternatives for demanding tasks. If needed ask about our 783 or 782 microfibre cloths
Band: Sponge Jovi
aka: Contract Sponge Scourers - 803.CT
Hit Song: "Living on a Scrub"
Meet Sponge Jovi, the ultimate duo in the professional contract cleaning scene. Born in the UK, these dual-purpose sponge scourers are here to give you the best of both worlds—absorbency and abrasion. Specifically designed for the professional contract cleaning market, they're the real rockstars of scouring.
- Yellow Absorbent Sponge: The rhythm section, soaking up all the spills and messes.
- Green Abrasive Scrim: The lead guitar, shredding through grime and grease.
Classic Scrub Rock
- Dual-purpose: absorbent and abrasive
- Made in the UK
- Large commercial size sponge
- Not suitable for non-scratch surfaces
Band: Led Scrublin
aka: Optima Proclean Scouring Pads - 826.50
Hit Song: "Stairway to Clean"
Led Scrublin is the legendary act that's elevating scouring to an art form. Crafted in the UK from 100% recycled fibres, these heavy-duty scouring pads are designed to tackle the toughest grime and burnt-on food residues, all while being eco-friendly. They're the true titans of tough cleaning tasks.
- Optima Proclean Standard Grade Scouring Pads: The all-rounder, tackling everything from stubborn stains to burnt-on food.
Hardcore Scrub Rock
- Abrasive texture for heavy-duty cleaning
- Made in the UK from 100% recycled fibres
- Large size pad (10x24cm)
- Green as standard - Additional colour options available in plain packaging
- Packs of 10 for convenience
- Not suitable for delicate surfaces
Band: Iron MaidClean
aka - Optima Proclean Galvanised Metal Scourers - 828/+SIZE
Hit Song: "Run to the Pail"
Iron MaidClean is the undisputed champion of hardcore cleaning. When you've got burnt-on grime that won't budge, this is your go-to band. Made from 100% galvanized steel, these scourers come in four head-banging sizes to suit all your heavy-duty cleaning needs.
- 15g Scourer: The opener, packed in 25's.
- 38g Scourer: The trade favourite, packed in 10's.
- 48g Scourer: The large act, also packed in 10's.
- 86g Giant Scourer: The headliner, for when you need the big guns, packed in 10's.
Heavy Metal Cleaning
- Heavy duty for stubborn grime
- 100% Galvanized Steel
- Variety of sizes for all tasks
- Not for the faint of heart: Definitely do not use on delicate surfaces
Band: Stainless Purple
aka: Optima Proclean Stainless Steel Scourers - 824/+size
Hit Song: "Smoke on the Water Spots"
Stainless Purple is the elite act for those who demand the best. Made from 100% stainless steel, these scourers won't rust, giving them a longevity that's hard to match. Designed to tackle even the most stubborn grime, they're available in two sizes for your convenience. All under the Optima Proclean brand, they're the epitome of premium cleaning.
- 40g Scourer: The medium act, packed in 10's, perfect for regular gigs.
- 18g Scourer: The lighter act, packed in 20's, for those quicker sessions.
Progressive Scrub Rock
- 100% Stainless Steel, won't rust
- Heavy-duty cleaning
- Two sizes for versatile use
- Premium act: Not suitable for delicate surfaces
Band: CC Rags
aka: Colour Coded Stockinette Cloths - 437.16.10
Hit Song: "Shine On You Crazy Dishcloth"
Bio: Introducing CC Rags, the melodious quintet born and bred in the UK, known for their vibrant streaks and eco-friendly vibes. Their signature style? Traditional cotton cleaning cloths with colour-coded stripes that not only serenade your cleaning routines but also make them effortlessly efficient. Whether you're tidying up after a grand feast or just doing the everyday clean-up, CC Rags hits the right note every time.
- Blue: The soothing soul, harmonising perfectly with general cleaning duties.
- Green: The refreshing rhythm guitarist, always in tune with kitchen and dining areas.
- Red: The passionate lead, setting the tone for high-risk zones and challenging cleanups.
- Yellow: The vibrant vocalist, echoing the needs of washrooms and sanitary spaces.
Genre: Eco-Friendly Blues
- Crafted from regenerated textile waste, making them as sustainable as they are stylish.
- Perfect size of 30x40cm for a thorough cleanup.
- Machine washable and designed to endure the test of time.
- Exceptional absorbency, ensuring not a drop is left behind.
Handle with Care: While they're strong and durable, make sure to give them a gentle machine wash to keep their vibrant colours shining bright!
Band: Glove Actually
aka: Ramon Proguard CC Gloves - RG.+COL+SIZE
Hit Song: "All You Need is Glove"
Glove Actually is the band that's putting the "care" back in "handcare." Offering protection against the harsh effects of detergents and warm water, these gloves are the go-to for janitorial cleaners. Made from sustainably sourced natural rubber latex and lined with soft cotton flock, they offer unparalleled comfort and flexibility. Plus, they're colour-coded to prevent cross-contamination.
- Small Size: For those with petite hands, ensuring a snug fit.
- Medium Size: The all-rounder, fits most hand sizes comfortably.
- Large Size: For those with larger hands, providing ample room.
- Anatomically shaped for comfort
- Cotton flock lining for extra comfort and sweat absorption
- Anti-slip grip pattern for better handling
- Colour-coded to reduce the spread of germs
- FSC approved
- Natural rubber latex: May not be suitable for those with latex allergies
aka: Optima Guardian Boxed Roll Antibacterial APC - 736+col.CT
Hit Song: "99 Problems but Bacteria Ain't One"
Jay-BOX is the no-nonsense, straight-to-business cleaning champion, taking the cleaning world by storm with its outstanding antibacterial 200 all-purpose cloths on a roll. Packaged in a sleek and convenient dispenser box, these cloths are ready to tackle any cleaning challenge thrown their way, proving that when it comes to cleaning, there aren't any problems.
- Red Box: Specializes in sanitizing and cleaning bathrooms and sanitary appliances.
- Blue Box: The generalist, perfect for all-around cleaning in low-risk areas.
- Green Box: The kitchen king, excelling in food and bar cleanup.
- Yellow Box: The health hero, ensuring cleanliness in healthcare and washroom areas.
- Antibacterial, inhibiting bacterial growth and odours.
- Absorbent, perfect for both wet and dry use.
- Conveniently dispensed from a center feed box, no external dispenser required.
- Available in four hygiene colours to prevent cross-contamination.
- While the dispenser box is convenient, it might not have the stage presence of other more elaborate cleaning solutions. But when it comes to efficiency and effectiveness, Jay-BOX is a headliner.
aka: Optima Proclean Universal All Purpose Cloths - 777+Col
Hit Song: "Viva La Wipe"
Clothplay is the breakout band that's topping charts across multiple industries for decades. Known for their cost-effectiveness and soft feel, these packs of 50 cloths come in four hygiene colours and are certified food-safe. They're the versatile headliner you won't want to miss.
- Red Pack: The serious lyricist, great for sanitary applications.
- Blue Pack: The easy-going crooner, ideal for general low-risk areas.
- Green Pack: The lively percussionist, perfect for food and bar use.
- Yellow Pack: The eclectic vocalist, versatile for healthcare and washroom surfaces.
Soft Rock & Clean Roll
- Cost-effective and popular across various industries
- Certified food-safe
- Available in four hygiene colours
- Supplied in packs of 50
- "One-Hit Polyester": While catchy, they're not the most eco-friendly tune in the playlist.
B SIDE - FLOOR CLEANING
Band: Kentucky Queen
aka: Kentucky PY Mops - KPY+size
Hit Song: "We Will Mop You"
Kentucky Queen has been sweeping up the stage with their chart-topping hits, the 12oz and 16oz Kentucky Py mops. While they may not be royalty, they're the reigning champs of affordable and absorbent cleaning. Though they may not have the staying power of Twine or Multifold mops, Kentucky Queen sure knows how to make a memorable show.
- 12oz Kentucky Py: The Freddie Mercury of the mop world—flashy, effective, and perfect for smaller gigs.
- 16oz Kentucky Py: The Brian May of the band—bringing depth and extra absorbency for those bigger arenas.
Affordable Glam Rock
- Super absorbent
- Less durable than their Twine and Multifold counterparts
- CHSA certified
Band: Super WhiteStripes
aka: Super White Mops - WHS+SIZE
Hit Song: "Seven Nation Mop"
Super WhiteStripes have been revolutionizing the mop scene with their Super White 'RHP' floor mops. More absorbent and machine-washable than their cotton counterparts, they're the Jack and Meg White of the cleaning world. Their hit song "Seven Nation Mop" echoes their high dirt retention and are machine-washable compared to cotton alternatives, they're the universal favorites.
- Standard (115g): The indie mop, lightweight but highly absorbent.
- Medium (135g): The garage rock mop, a bit heavier for those tough jobs.
- Large (155g): The festival headliner, ready for any mess.
- XL (175g): The arena rock mop, for when you need to clean up big time.
Alternative Clean Rock
- High dirt retention
- Machine washable
- Low linting
- Compatible with most 23mm Ø handles, including Exel, EAH threaded handles, and wooden poles.
- Lower cost alternative to cotton socket mops
- Made in the UK
- Not found yet. They're pretty much the rockstars of white mops.
Band: Pure Yarn & The Mechanics
aka: PY Socket Mops - PXSJ+COL
Hit Song: "All I Need is a Mop"
Pure Yarn & The Mechanics are the commercial cleaning world's most reliable act. Known for their super absorbent PY socket mops fitted with the 'Swift' easy-fit socket, they're the reliable choice for any cleaning gig. Made in the UK, their mops are a trade favorite, available in a range of colours and weights.
- 200g Mop (PXS12)*: The versatile performer, great for all-around cleaning.
- 250g Mop (PXS14): The balanced act, when you need a little more weight without going overboard.
- 300g Mop (PXS16)*: The heavy hitter, built for those demanding cleaning sessions in larger arenas.
Classic Clean Rock
- Super absorbent
- Compatible with most 23mm hygiene and wooden handles
- Manufactured to meet CHSA standards
- Exclusive 5-pack offerings for Nationwide Group*
- Super absorbent, but limited life.
Band: Clean Floyd
AKA - Optima Hygiene Mops - HYS+SIZE+COL
Hit Song: "Another Squeak in the Wall"
Clean Floyd is not your average mop band. Manufactured in our Leicestershire factory, these UK-made Optima hygiene socket mops are the epitome of durability and absorbency. Ideal for janitorial, food service or healthcare settings, they offer an elevated cleaning experience, thanks to their loop-ended design with a stay-flat band.
- 200g Mop: The lightweight, ideal for quick sets.
- 250g Mop: The balanced act, a fan-favorite.
- 300g Mop: The showstopper, for those intense solos.
Psychedelic Clean Rock
- Loop-ended with stay-flat band for efficient cleaning
- Absorbent & durable
- Available in 5 colours
- Autoclave & Machine washable
- Compatible with most 23mm hygiene handles
- Proudly made in the UK
- Premium act: Slightly more expensive than standard cotton or white mops
Band: Dustie Springfield
aka: Lobby Dustpan and Brush - HB24+COL
Hit Song: "Dust of a Preacher Pan"
Dustie Springfield is the soulful sensation that’s taking the cleaning world by storm. Their long-handled dust pan & brush set is a game-changer, eliminating the need to bend down and reducing the risk of back strain. With a cover to prevent contents from falling out and a bracket to keep the broom handle attached, this set is as practical as it is stylish.
- Long-handled Dust Pan: The base player, holding it all together.
- Brush: The vocals, sweeping up the high notes.
Soulful Clean Blues
- Long handle removes the need to bend down
- Features cover to prevent spillage
- Broom handle has a bracket for tidy storage
- Available in 5 colors: blue, green, red, yellow, and grey
- Elegant but perhaps not as durable as Ramons deluxe RH61R model
Band: Sweepy Mac
aka: Wooden Brooms:
Hit Song: "Go Your Own Sweep"
Sweepy Mac is the versatile ensemble that knows no boundaries, offering a wide selection of wooden brooms for every sweeping style. Whether it's light dust indoors or heavy-duty yard work, Sweepy Mac has a broom for you. Choose from soft Coco brooms or stiff Bassine bristles, available in various sizes, either complete or as separate heads and handles.
- Soft Coco Brooms: The soft-spoken vocalist, perfect for light dust and debris.
- Stiff Bassine Bristles: The strong bassist, ideal for outdoor and yard sweeping.
Classic Sweep Rock
- Wide selection for all your sweeping needs
- Two main types: soft Coco and stiff Bassine
- Available in various sizes: 9", 12", 18", 24", and 36"
- Requires the right match: Different brooms for different tasks, make sure to pick the right one
Band: Sign Direction
aka: A- Frame Wet Floor Signs - 3562.10
Hit Song: "What Makes You Slip"
Sign Direction is the bright yellow act with bold red print that captures everyone's attention. With an A-frame design and dual warning prints, these floor signs are the headliners for safety. One side screams "Caution Wet Floor," while the other side belts out "Cleaning in Progress."
- "Caution Wet Floor" Side: The serious lyricist, always alerting you to hazards.
- "Cleaning in Progress" Side: The energetic performer, letting you know that a clean stage is being set.
- Dual warning prints for maximum awareness
- A-frame design for easy visibility
- Eye-catching colour scheme: bright yellow with bold red print
- A-frame can be unstable outdoors: Consult about Ramon cones for outdoor use
aka: 15 Litre Mop Buckets - 5060+COL
Hit Song: "Soothsayer Sweep"
Buckethead is the versatile quartet that's got a bucket for every beat. Whether you're serenading the washroom or rocking out in the kitchen, Buckethead is your go-to act. This UK-made, 15-litre mop bucket comes with a large raised cone wringer and a pouring lip, all in four hygiene colours for your every mood.
- Red: The romantic balladeer, perfect for sanitary appliances and washroom floors.
- Blue: The easy-going crooner, ideal for general low-risk areas (excluding food areas).
- Green: The party starter, a must-have for general food and bar use.
- Yellow: The wild card, clinically approved for healthcare use and washroom surfaces.
Instrumental Clean Rock
- Large cone wringer for maximum mop efficiency
- Features a pouring lip for easy water disposal
- Graduation markings in liters and gallons
- Totally recyclable
- Size: W 280mm x D 368mm x H 260mm
- You'll have to carry this rockstar—no wheels for roadies here
The characters, bands, and song titles presented in this playlist are fictional and created solely for entertainment and thematic purposes. They are inspired by well-known artists and songs but are in no way affiliated with or endorsed by the original artists or their estates. The product names, descriptions, and specifications are based on real products offered by Ramon Hygiene. All product recommendations and descriptions are provided for informational purposes only. Please verify product details and specifications with Ramon Hygiene before making any purchasing decisions. Ramon Hygiene respects copyright and intellectual property rights; no copyright infringement is intended through the use of these fictional band names and song titles. Enjoy the playlist and let the good vibes roll!